There's no shortage of cheap n' nasty dance music in the charts at the moment, mainly given to us by Avicii with
Wake Me Up and
Hey Brother. You can always depend on Cuban lothario wannabe Pitbull to up the stakes though and he's done just that with new single
Timber. Originally intended to feature Rihanna, it transpired that she was too busy recording her duet with Shakira, so we're told. I'm guessing she thought this, "A song called Timber with Pitbull? I'd rather shit in my cereal thanks". Words to that effect. So he snared a rebound to team up with, Ke$ha.
Anyhow, it's here and it's now number 1 on the UK singles chart because let's face it, this country loves a cheap song. As shitty and ultimately awful as it is, it's really fucking catchy and I keep catching myself singing the "woooah oooohh ooohhh" bit. Ke$ha makes the song enjoyable, but you're always aware that it is terrible, empty dance music. It's certainly no International Love that's for sure.
2.5/5