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31 Jan 2014

Two reasons that 'Can't Remember To Forget You' song isn't a total disaster...

1. Shakira looks like this...
















2. Rihanna does this...
















It's not the expected mammoth hit people anticipated and the chorus sure is bloody irritating, but after about 20 plays it gets stuck in your head. Not as much as the sexy as hell video though... Dey woke up like dis!

Song - 2/5
Video - 4/5 

6 Jan 2014

Beyoncé - XO



There's nothing more I can say about this song. It's just, perfect.

Pitbull featuring Ke$ha - Timber

There's no shortage of cheap n' nasty dance music in the charts at the moment, mainly given to us by Avicii with Wake Me Up and Hey Brother. You can always depend on Cuban lothario wannabe Pitbull to up the stakes though and he's done just that with new single Timber. Originally intended to feature Rihanna, it transpired that she was too busy recording her duet with Shakira, so we're told. I'm guessing she thought this, "A song called Timber with Pitbull? I'd rather shit in my cereal thanks". Words to that effect. So he snared a rebound to team up with, Ke$ha. 

Anyhow, it's here and it's now number 1 on the UK singles chart because let's face it, this country loves a cheap song. As shitty and ultimately awful as it is, it's really fucking catchy and I keep catching myself singing the "woooah oooohh ooohhh" bit. Ke$ha makes the song enjoyable, but you're always aware that it is terrible, empty dance music. It's certainly no International Love that's for sure.

2.5/5

Lea Michele - Cannonball

I'm not a Glee fan. I wasn't a Lea Michele fan, in fact I'd say I disliked her simply for playing such an annoying TV character. Then I heard Cannonball, her debut single and lead from her upcoming debut album Louder. I thought "oh here we fucking go", then I heard it and thought "shit, this is actually so catchy I might actually fall in love with it". It's not the crap stick you'd expect, trust me. Lea sings beautifully throughout, with some insanely high, flawless notes. Her voice, the thumping poppy production courtesy of Stargate (Only Girl In the World) and lyrics co-penned by musical empress Sia, come together and make a really, very good pop song. It's quite 'broadway', but that's to be expected and can't take away from the fact that this is a really blood uplifting midtempo ballad.

4/5


Little Mix - Little Me

Nobody expected Little Mix's sophomore album to be as incredibly entertaining as it was/is. It sounds like a young, current, new-age Destiny's Child with 4 very talented singers instead of 2. Lead single Move didn't grab people instantly, but once you got a grasp of its unconventional pop structure it became impossible not to love it. Second cut Little Me is a stunning ballad, their most accomplished to date and one of their most beautifully sung songs. It's exhilarating balladry and the most mature the girls have ever sounded, their powerful vocal harmonies soaring above the booming TMS production. A bloody good move for the 2nd single.

4/5

Lady Gaga - Do What U Want featuring Christina Aguilera

Lady Gaga's ARTPOP is certainly a slow burner in terms of likeability. It's taken me over a month to appreciate some of its quirkier charms, but it's still no masterpiece and it's still more than half shit. However, Lady Gaga is herself a likeable entity and a damn good popstar. Do What U Want was released late last year with R. Kelly laying down some smooth vocals, making the song one of the best of 2013 as well as one of the best Gaga songs of all time. A couple of months move by and she's gone and re-released the song but this time she's roped in supposed one time "copycat" Bionic star Christina Aguilera for an exciting rendition. The lyrics in the second verse are different and of course Christina belts out some raspy high notes, but honestly the whole song loses some of its sass & sexiness without R. Kelly and Gaga's chemistry. It's still very enjoyable though, particularly the "what you want Lady Gaga" bit.


3.8/5