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17 Feb 2013

Rated: Video roundup - Justin still smooth, Rihanna still naked and Charlie XCX is a white M.I.A.

I've been out of action for a while. Sometimes life gets in the way of things you actually enjoy and you forget how much you enjoy them. Now I have decided to stop being a twat and write again. However, 3+ weeks out of the game are probably going to mean my writing is a little sloppy shite for a while, forgive me. As a little gift to stop you all hating me for disappearing because I know how much your lives depend on me, here are 3 of the biggest music videos emerging at the moment:

Justin Timberlake ft. Jay Z - Suit & Tie
Ok so when I reviewed this song a few weeks back I gave it 5/5. Then I changed this to 3/5 because I got bored of it and thought I was just overexcited that trouser snake was still alive and kicking. Now I've crept back to a 4/5 just because it's so smooth, so different to everything else around right now, and now because the video's out and Justin looks damn fine in it. All valid reasons to increase one's rating. It's my blog anyway, I can do what I want with Justin Timberlake. He's on my turf now. Check out the video below. Like I said, it's smoother than a Gillette shave with a katana. 

Rated: 'Scream & Shout' - Remix

Right, for some unfathomable reason to make a shit load more money Will.I.AM has decided to team up with Britney (not that she had to contribute anything more than her shoddy English-accent inspired vocals) again for a remix of their mega hit 'Scream & Shout', only this time PDiddy is on board along with some other rapper people who are probably quite famous but I don't care about.

I've listened to it a few times and I can't hear a 'It's Britney Bitch' line anywhere... cardinal sin of pop. Although PDiddy does slam down a lot of 'Turn it up bitch', whether this be to Britney or not I'm not sure. It's a pointless remix of a pretty pointless song. As much as I would dance to this in a club and I would dance to anything after 3 margaritas, this is even more annoying and a lot less infectious than the original mix.

Shite.

1/5