Cheryl - I Don't Care

"LOL I DC!"

I'm not really a fan of Cheryl Tweedy Cole Toilet Attendant Batterer Fernandes-Versini when she tries to sing songs with 'meaning'. Pffft, what is this 'meaning' she's trying to put into her 'music'. Silly silly Cheryl with this silly new song. We all like her a lot more when she's singing on Calvin Harris' Call My Name because it's so ridiculously good, and dancing around and not having a semi-credible rapper feature on her song. That's when I like her anyway. 

So she's releasing this new song called I Don't Care and she says "FUCKING" in it because it feels "so fucking good" to not care. She doesn't care guys! Anyway, the song is at first, kind of promising because it sounds so poppy with its camp beats and silliness. It turns out not to be so great because it's just really hard to take her seriously, attempting to sing a song with that aforementioned 'meaning'. In a nutshell it's a bit like a Katy Perry bonus track reject. Yep, a song that Katy Perry wrote and was like "Nah man, this is too pish to even be a bonus track on my deluxe album reissue complete sweet shop, but I reckon that hot woman Cheryl Call My Name I met as a judge on Xfactor would like it on her next album." 

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