Now, on this overcast Thursday afternoon, I am trying to plot some way to destroy the song and any possibility of the girl scoring a number one album. Come on forces from musical heaven, STOP HER!
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| "I'm an unoriginal, image thieving harlot" |
18 Aug 2011
Rated Swagga Jagga.
If I am subjected to the horrendous, excruciating torture of 'Swagger Jagger' by Xfactor failure Cher Lloyd one more time, I may resort to desperate measures. I don't understand the critics who commend it and I don't understand the morons who bought the bloody thing on Itunes. It is a gaping, putrid wound on the face of British music and I want it to die (the song, not her). So, I remind myself of the great music that the country has produced prior to mini Cheryl Cole's debut single. Ellie Goulding, Sunday Girl, Coldplay, Tinie Tempah and Katy B...hell even The Wanted and JLS haven't released anything quite as infuriating.
Now, on this overcast Thursday afternoon, I am trying to plot some way to destroy the song and any possibility of the girl scoring a number one album. Come on forces from musical heaven, STOP HER!
Now, on this overcast Thursday afternoon, I am trying to plot some way to destroy the song and any possibility of the girl scoring a number one album. Come on forces from musical heaven, STOP HER!
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